I moved from L.A. in 2008 and am currently teaching English to grades 3 ~ 6 here in Korea. I miss my family and friends, as well as the world of video production. My new career, however, has been an amazing, rewarding adventure so far. This page is meant to share some images, ideas, and any silly things I feel like posting...
At home...
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
• Are we there yet?
• What is the meaning of life?
• Are those real?
• Hot enough for ya?
• Did you cut your hair?
• What sign are you?
• Did I wake you?
• Paper or plastic?
• Cash or credit?
• Is that a banana in your pocket, or...?
• May I help you?
• What time is it?
• Do you come here often?
• Is this for here or to go?
• Are you married?
• Are you single?
• WTF?
INFREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
• Where's the beef?
• Is it live...or Memorex?
• How far can you run into a forest?
• You used WHAT to stir my cocktail?
• What do sheep count when they can’t sleep?
• Why do doctors call what they do "practice"?
• Why do noses run, and feet smell?
• Is that your elephant on the chandelier?
• If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
• If there's a funeral procession at night, do people drive with their lights off?
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